Baby Bjorn

The Baby Bjorn’s website states that since 1961 their mission has been to make everyday life easier for parents by developing products of outstanding quality, safety and style.
Last night Andria and I took Amelia to her very first baseball game and i had the privilege of sporting a high quality and safe black baby bjorn. (that almost sounds racist) Anyway, i would like to dispute Baby Bjorns claim to making products of style.
I did NOT look stylish, i did NOT look cool. I looked the an obese wallaby with it’s pouch to high up on it’s body. I looked like a ten year old that put his back pack on backwards or a suicide bomber who was a little nervous when preparing to walk into a night club. I looked like a 30 year old women in the the last week of her third trimester with her womb inside out.
If I was on a plane that was plummeting to the earth and the only thing saving me from a walk down a dark tunnel with a bright light at the end was a Baby Bjorn with a parachute inside, I would still be reluctant to put in on in fear that i might die and the person who found me would think, man that poor guy has to wear a Baby Bjorn
Oh yeah, the game went into extra innings and there was a fireworks show at the end, but I missed the walk off hit to win it. At least i heard the crowed cheer as i walked to the car with a fussy 3 month old strapped to my belly in device that was of outstanding quality, safety, and.....style.
Also this has raised a debate between Andria and I on whether or not it is ethical for a man to use a urinal with a Baby Bjorn on. Input from friends would be appreciated.